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Wilson; Amber is my House with a vagina
Amusing fact of the day: my brother, (who is 17) is saying that this girl, (who is 18) is his fiancee. All of this during court where she could get arrested.

loooooooooool

Unfortunately, this week was nothing but exams and in-class essays so I couldn't miss school to go to his court things. Good thing too cuz I NEED to bitchslap some mother fuckin' sense into him. MARRIAGE?!?! IS HE FUCKING INSANE??!?!??! #%&%$@#@@!#$%^*@#$#!!1

Another amusing fact: because it's not enough that the house where he was staying was full of all those stolen guns (two of which were stolen from probation officers) and stuff, but in true California fashion, it turns out that one of the guys involed is an illegal immigrant.

loooooooooool

So they're trying to pin everything on my bro since he's a minor and an American citizen. (They figure he'll get off easier.)

Mother fuck. It's like a goddamned circus. I'm just waiting for some chick to walk in with a 2yr old child, DEMANDING that my brother go on Maury with her for a paternity test. I swear to you, I can see this happening.

In other news, I NEED a digital camera. =( I don't mind posting the pics from my phone but my mom gets all, "OMG ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE NOT CHARGING US FOR THAT?! I'M SURE THEY ARE!1" In which, she is probably right since phone companies are bastards and they want to rape you for all you're worth.

This weekend rocks since my homework load is so light. =) I've finally realized why college is hard this semester! =O I'm actually trying and I'm doing all of my homework!! AND I study on my free time.

What the hell is wrong with me? Where did Slacker Ryan go? Her life was less stressful <3....with mediocre grades....but less stressful
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